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fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

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how do you casually ask someone if they’re circumcised 

You ask for a dick pic

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I feel like I deserve to be getting top notch dick when I want 

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Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.


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listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.

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  Steve Maraboli, Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience (via quotes-shape-us)

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I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

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